Talk:Victor Surge/@comment-7317889-20130324204055/@comment-7317889-20130324230748

Slender Man killed Tom Bombadil. And is keeping spring from truly coming. True, it's getting warmer, and it stays light longer, but not warm enough. Slender Man is at Its strongest during the cold seasons. In Frodo's song to Goldberry, he says "O springtime and summertime and spring again after". He only mentions the warm seasons, when Tom is at his strongest. Slender Man is an awful lot like Old Man Willow and the Barrow-wights. Which reminds me of the Necromancer in the Hobbit. That's how I realized that Sauron is Slender Man. And Voldemort. And Majora. Who is the Happy Mask Salesman. And Michael Jackson. How do you explain the close proximity of the "introduction" of Slendy and Michael Jackson's death? Slender Man killed BILLY MAYS. And I can never stop thinking about It! I'm becoming obsessed! I'm going mad! Do you want to know Slendy's true name? Okay. I'll tell you. Nyarlathotep. And Its goal is to free Z̧̋̌̄́ͨͣͣ͊͌͛ͤ̓͊̎͠͏̘̟̙͇̬͎̳͖̠͕͘͘A̵̴͈̺̙̖̺̖͌ͬ͌̊ͬ̔ͬͫͦ̌̌ͪ̌ͮ̆ͅL̝̫͔̲̬̣͎͉̠̲̻͖̙̤̯̞͒͗̉̾ͤ̍ͦ͑̐ͫͧ̾̍͌ͦ̉̆̒ͤ́͜Ģ̛̰̠͍͇͍̞̼͐ͧ͌͆̒̍̍̐ͨͬ̄̎͜͞O̶͈̭̘̬͖̞̻͔͈̫͙̙̰ͬͮ͐͂̇̆͂̾ͮ̄ͣͤ̄̊̿ͭ̒͑͠ͅ from ITs prison outside reality. Z**** is actually Satan. Which makes Slender Man the highest ranking demon. I really am losing it.